Matt Archer

(mattarcher)

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is enjoying second breakfast courtesy of getting screwed over by his boss
Jul 14, 2010 from Facebook
Holland are off for their losers buffet - Paul the Octopus on toast
Jul 11, 2010 from Facebook
baking & beddybyes
Jul 06, 2010 from Facebook
oh no, not work. Where does my holiday go?! Need to start taking mini breaks
Jul 06, 2010 from Facebook
is cooking - exuberantly - to 80's classics. Not a bad life is it
Jul 01, 2010 from Facebook
Knackered. And still has a fucked-up nose from where he had a sleepy accident with a handheld fan
Jun 30, 2010 from Facebook
a 9 hour shift on no sleep? no problem!
Jun 30, 2010 from Facebook
's cat is going batshit crazy tonight. Stop sprinting about and shrieking from inside the bread bin, goddamnit
Jun 30, 2010 from Facebook
I love Lindy West. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/lindywest1/100044557/twilight-eclipse-%E2%80%93-so-bad-so-boring-that-itll-leave-you-borderline-comatose/
Jun 30, 2010 from Facebook
why do I not have a minifridge? I need to sort my life out
Jun 30, 2010 from Facebook
feels like having a busy day, which is convenient
Jun 28, 2010 from Facebook
aaaah, what a gorgeous day. Can't this evening last forever
Jun 27, 2010 from Facebook
In other news, Eoin Morgan is in, Strauss is still at the crease sweating 70 to win
Jun 27, 2010 from Facebook
Spotify-inspired joke.... Who do Florence and the Machine call when they have a problem? Mike and the Mechanics.
Jun 27, 2010 from Facebook
is eating chocolate-spread sandwiches. Ommmmmmm
Jun 26, 2010 from Facebook
is exploiting donating blood earlier by taking a night off from decorating - as if any excuse were needed! Give Blood: http://www.blood.co.uk/
Jun 25, 2010 from Facebook
10 hours... I couldn't sit on my sofa in pants for 10 hours without a nap
Jun 23, 2010 from Facebook
won't have to pay tax after the allowance is raised tomorrow. Win
Jun 22, 2010 from Facebook
the dulux paint mixing machine I worshipped as a child is a false god! Of a more unnatural green you could not conceive!
Jun 21, 2010 from Facebook
If Brazil of all teams can't beat a bunch of starving guys who only found out a week ago what century they're in, I'm hazarding a guess we're not in for a thrilling tournament
Jun 15, 2010 from Facebook

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